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Welcome to Culinary Dark Arts where temptation, desire and decadence leave you feeling knee deep in a state of pure inebriation.

I share a lot of recipes on AllRecipes.com, but here the secrets are revealed. Much of what I make can easily be turned into an edible that leaves your normal gummies and "pot brownies" in the dust.

Before all the Herberts and squares go running off in horror I want to remind people that the only difference between an edible and any other food is just one or two ingredients. All you have to do is leave out the cannabis product. So please stick around and just skip the ingredient that turns a food item into an adult food item.

Because of the price of good cannabis is high and some people are irresponsible, whether they partake or not, please keep these adult food items out of reach of children and teenagers. Also no one likes your kid enough to give them an expensive edible on purpose.

I'm not a moron and I am giving you the knowledge on how to turn the recipes for free into edibles so why do I keep those recipes behind a pay wall? It's an extra barrier for someone underage to get the information. Sure I want to make a few extra bucks, I tend to think of it as a tip... I'll give some bonus recipes for a tip. Just asking for some silver in exchange to access the Culinary Dark Arts!

I'm an Incubus of hedonism and desire, what else besides sex is more hedonistic and sensual than food? The desire and craving you can't get off your mind until you have it isn't the lust for the touch of another it's the craving for the forbidden tastes of foods.

Generations having their taste buds die because of the hideous shit from McDonland's, Dominos, and insta-microwave meals. I'm not talking about how bad the food is health wise, just taste wise. I use a lot of fats in my edibles, and I tempt with decadence so my edibles have a high fat content, thus high calorie. But at least the home made stuff is so full of delicious tastes because of the effort put into it. All the cussing and chemistry creates magic.

I want to be able to keep on giving out good food recipes with the humor and adult themes. It's about doing something I love and am passionate about. I am a food snob because I know how to cook. If I'm throwing shit at McDonald's and Dominos I should be able to cook better than either chain. I want to pass on what I've learned in over 40+ years of cooking at home and at a few professional places. I want to be able to have people who come to my site come away with something they can cook and share with others. Someone lacking confidence, or looking for a new idea for something to make, I don't really care. I mean teaching and passing on a skill set is good deed and I'm just trying to pay back the people who have showed me how to cook something or that I've had good food conversations with.

I don't care all that much about wealth or "power", sure we all want to be able to afford a house of our own and not having to worry about bills, but you what I mean. To me passing these skills and recipes on are like handing people seeds and seeing what comes about in the soil you plant it in. To give someone the confidence to use a recipe like I have and turn my Cthulhu Cake into Mary from Rutledge, Pa's Turbo Tarts is what I want to happen more than anything else. Instill a love for cooking.