Promiscuous Pretzel Pepper Pasties

picture of a pastie baked good taken by me

Promiscuous Pretzel Pepper Pasties

I did this as a test. I wanted to decarb a Riv Stick and cook with it. A Riv Stick is a gram of flower with concentrates giving about 500mg HTC per gram. Usually when you decarb flower it can give a bit of a grassy accent, so it's usually a good idea to put it in a dish that can help mask or have it accent the flavor.

Four were made with the Riv Stick and four were with my usual kief. The Riv Stick ones is extra prescription strength.

Equipment

  1. Bread Machine
  2. Pizza Stone

Directions

  1. 1.25 C Water
  2. Egg Yolk room temp
  3. 1 TBL Oil
  4. 2 TBL Sugar
  5. 1 tsp Salt
  6. 3.5 C Flour
  7. 2 tsp Yeast
  8. Coarse Salt
  9. Decarbed Riv Stick
  10. Sliced pickled jalapenos
  11. 8 Slices of pepper jack cheese

Glaze

  1. Egg White
  2. 1 TBL water

Preheat oven to 375f/190c.

I go against the convention and load my salt and sugar in first, in my messed up demon mind I think it ends up helping the sugars and salt dissolves better.

I split the egg in the beginning and put the egg white in a tea cup. I put the water in then and put the it covered it in the fridge to use as the egg wash.

This is based off my toastmaster's recipe, I left out some white pepper.

Run on your dough cycle.

When done separate the dough into 8 pieces. Stretch or roll out the dough til it is about a hand and a half wide and about a little more than a hand vertical. You need to fit a slice of cheese and 4 or 5 pickled jalapenos.

Divide the decarbed Riv Stick into 8 equal parts and dose each pastie. Back of the napkin says each one is about 62.5 mg. Your mileage may vary depending on what kind you got and how your decarb went. The math takes into account perfect conditions which rarely occur in a real working kitchen.

Throw down that slice of cheese and those 4 or 5 slices of peppers. Fold the dough over like it is a Calzone or Stromboli and crimp with your fingers. When you've built all eight grab a brush and egg wash those fuckers. If you don't have a fancy brush roll up a paper towel and use that as an improvised washing device.

Shake some coarse salt on the egg wash.

Bake for 15-20 minutes.

Buy Me a Coffee at ko-fi.com